hell has passion? we learn how this can be on "HELL SUNDAY"!

As i walked in the door Sunday morning I was aware that we would have a special service but what I didn't know was how well they prepared the church decor as well as atmosphere. I noticed that the entrance to the sanctuary looked as if it were an entrance to a haunted house! As I stood in line i was in awe of how well things were set up! Upon entering I remember thinking with a smile "wow Julie this is cool"... little did I know that she and the staff were not fooling around! With a shove Julie sad "Enter" - "Keep Moving!". I was thinking to myself "wow okay, hi to you too" when suddenly Sherry said "No Bibles!"... I thought okay well, what am i going to do and then... she ripped them from my hands. It was dark now... very dark (yes I mean, no lights). I felt a push and a voice "Enter" It was very hard to see but I was guided through a door and noticed how hot it was... i bet it was 90 degrees! There was very little light in the sanctuary so it was hard to see. We were seated and as I got more and more uncomfortable finally Pastor Clark seemed to just show up at the alter. I have never seen him so serious! He preached about hell.... did you know that Jesus preached twice as much of hell than he did of heaven?